It’s me!

NSA: What I think

Welp, WP Wants me to petition but… “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a darn.” Look guys, I have nothing to hide, not in my texts, phone calls, or blog. So everyone, please pipe down. Sure, I don’t want Obama listening to me talking to my GF 24/7, but come on, it’s not like the government is THAT malevolent. So, unless you are some dead cell agent sent here by some war-torn microcountry, STAHP BOTHERING ME ABOUT THE GOSH-DARNED NSA! 😦

ROSIE

She’s a cute one.